Posted by: Philip Carr-Gomm | January 27, 2008

At a loss to explain?

When you need a euphemism fast there’s only one place to turn:

The euphemism generator


Responses

  1. After busily pressing the button a few times this one came up…made me howl 🙂

    Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed
    ‘flossing the wee groovy trophy’.

    ROFL!!

  2. This is fantastic… as the generator correctly identified, before doing this I was

    “Inspecting the Brontosaurus”… 😀

  3. You will never guess what mine was, Philip! Without a word of a lie, the generator uncannily worked out that I was ‘trolling for a vicar’.

    Would that be the Vicar of Firle, perhaps?!

    AX

  4. The gods have answered my prayers! After posting this up I tried it once more and discovered I was shampooing a croissant. I then thought that perhaps the generator was a little too frank for the delicate readership. Your result with it, however, confirms the wisdom of my original impulse, and it is clearly able to offer insight into our deepest motives!


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